yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1928 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Emeralds Found: 6510
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 301 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Woof Talkers United

    Woof Talkers United
    come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

    if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 120 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 124 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 190
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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