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NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	2215
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

Chad, Giga, GigaChad, Isnt, long tail, Minecraft, re, smp, tags

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4284
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	574670
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingSound, bothersome, bothersome noise, bothersome sound, constant noise, frustrating, grating, high-pitched sound, irritating noise, irritating sound, Irritation, jarring noise, loud sound, Minecraft, nails on chalkboard, noise, piercing sound, repetitive noise, smp, Sound, white noise

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Farms Harvested:	529
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3474	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	2948
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1