TattooFailsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2025	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	3481	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2519	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!