TattooFailsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Jaylex

Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

Play cool minigames with your friend, build your empire in the survival world and much more! At Jaylex, you will have the chance to meet a entire community. Don’t forget to check out our partner server sabcraft.serv.gs!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Austreuscraft

Survival

Server IP: austreuscraft.us

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PvPingMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

PvPingMC is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2015. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – FactionsPirate (Competitive) – Skyblock (Custom Enchants)

Join Today! – play.pvpingmc.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kinevo Public Minecraft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

At Kinevo where we welcome everyone to our community and our Minecraft section consists of three different worlds one for Creative, Disneyland and Vanilla survival all of which run 1.15.2.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4280	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Miracle mc skyblock

Skyblock

MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChillMines

Mini Games, Prison

CHILLMINES

OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Breakdown Servers

Economy, Pixelmon

Welcome to Breakdown Servers.

We support the following mods on all of our servers!

Pixelmon CustomNPCs

Come join Breakdown Servers to have a time like no other! You won’t regret it!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.