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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8304 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!