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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3216 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!