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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7621 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 9430 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!