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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6160 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 387568 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!