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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8770 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1344 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!