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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9763 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!