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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2651 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1716 |
Magic Items Found: | 4066 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!