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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5220 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!