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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7064 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!