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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9937 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.