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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 938 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.
