Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8479 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1586 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Server Name | Travelers Reborn |
|---|---|
| Modpack | Modrinth |
| Current Players | 10+ |
| Main Features | Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What types of players are you looking for? | We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town. |
| What makes your server different? | Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience. |
| How can I join? | Join our Discord server! |
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 443 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!
3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.
4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 88 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.
but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.
so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
