Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 479 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 396 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.
plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.
so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.
That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…
1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.
2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)
3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.
4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
