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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9283 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7825 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4497 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
