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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9022 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
