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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4947 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1248 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
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