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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2241 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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