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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3276 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 734 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
