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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 675 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 247 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
