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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5723 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1300 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
