Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food | New Minecraft Servers 2024

YumBitsGrossBits

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HanKangLitCraft Server

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Star Shards Collected:	209
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

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so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	376	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NeverlandCraft

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Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

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come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Towns Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	986983

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	684	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2