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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7283 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?
So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!
