TankShellCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	826
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	5798	Players Killed by Monsters:	7290
New Chunks Explored:	395548	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Potions Brewed:	185
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Potions Brewed:	190	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ores Mined:	2218	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	3610	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

burial ground scarcity, burial grounds, Burial Sites, burial space, cemeteries, cemetery capacity, cemetery crisis, cemetery expansion, cemetery infrastructure, cemetery management, cemetery overcrowding, cemetery running out in Russia, cemetery shortage, cemetery shortage crisis, cemetery shortage in Russia, cemetery space, graveyard, GraveyardGoneWild, Minecraft, russia, Russia burial, Russian burial, Server

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2722	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	249

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PFAS Groundwater Escape

chemical exposure, contamination removal, drinking water safety, environmental cleanup, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental regulations, Escape, groundwater, groundwater contamination, Groundwater monitoring, Hazardous substances, health risks, Long-term impact, persistent pollutants, PFAS, pollution prevention, public health concerns, remediation process, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Farms Harvested:	375	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16