Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	87195
Dragon Eggs Found:	9673	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1301	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	471393

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	9248	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crops Grown:	8697	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!