TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	8973
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6880	Enchantments Applied:	171

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.