TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	836815
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	249367
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4966	Crops Grown:	2020
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	1259	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	4929
New Chunks Explored:	214970	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Farms Harvested:	787
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.