Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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