Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Potions Brewed: 158
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6510 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 453

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Star Shards Collected: 89
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7095 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 933
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 8476

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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