TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3521	Potions Brewed:	177
Ores Mined:	1203	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mines Excavated:	2752
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	9082
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	445585	Runes Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	71	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Farms Harvested:	801	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6745	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	661
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.