TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5814

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Animals Bred:	139	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3391
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	1254
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	281
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.