TalentlessButCool

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	2562	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6576
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4354	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3056	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	5056
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2893	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1