so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Villages Defended: 17 Void Gems Collected: 35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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