Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Canadian warships passing through Taiwan Strait and causing all sorts of drama. China be like, “Hey, what you doin’ in our hood?” And Canada be like, “Just chillin’, bro, it’s all good.”
But for real, this server is off the chain. You can sail your own warship through crazy straits and start international incidents. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with more political tension.
Join us if you wanna stir up some trouble and see how many countries you can piss off. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
