Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!
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Money Cuh Minecraft Server
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SodaCraftersUnited
Beverage, carbonated beverage, Cherry, Coca Cola, Cola, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, drink, fanta, favorite soda, grape, lemon-lime, Mountain Dew, orange, pepsi, refreshment, root beer, Soda, SodaCraftersUnited, soft drink, sprite
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”
alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, VampireLooking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.
Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!
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EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials
antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste managementso like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!
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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server
Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.
So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!
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SibSavageCraft
authority dynamics, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, confrontations, conservative upbringing, Cultural differences, derogatory comments, family dynamics, family functions, family loyalty, hurt feelings, immigrant experience, insults, material life needs, right and wrong, sibling relationships, SibSavageCraft, standing up for loved ones, tolerance, VALUES
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful world! No more arguments over who’s right or wrong, just pure fun and creativity.On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about insulting comments from family members. No more excuses for bad behavior, just a supportive community of fellow players who want to have a good time.
Say goodbye to family functions filled with tension and hello to a virtual world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join now and leave the drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds instead?
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FromRags2Diamonds Minecraft SMP
achieving goals, AMBITION, determination, financial growth, financial independence, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial transformation., FromRags2Diamonds, hard work, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, POVERTY, rags to riches, self improvement, smp, success, success story, wealth, Wealth accumulation, wealth buildingAre you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch as you go from rags to riches in the blink of an eye! One player started out with just a dirt hut and a wooden sword, but after joining our server, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear! They now rule over their own kingdom, complete with a diamond throne and a pet dragon. Who knows what treasures await you on our server? Join now and start your journey from poor to rich in record time!
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CreeperHouseParty
bizarre guest behavior, bizarre guest encounters, bizarre guest stories, CreeperHouseParty, eccentric house guest, odd guest behavior, odd guest experiences, odd house guest stories, peculiar guest actions, peculiar guest habits, quirky guest anecdotes, strange guest behavior, strange guest incidents, strange house guest, strange visitor stories, unexpected guest behavior, unusual guest behavior, unusual house guest, weird guest antics, weird guest behavior, weird guest storiesHave you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of crazy antics and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community of players. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just try not to build any giant statues in real life, okay?
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TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server
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Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!
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KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny
Allies, Conflict, denial, Diplomacy, disputed claims, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, KremlinCraft, military intervention, NoNKSoldiersDeny, North Korea, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, security council, soldiers, Ukraine, united nations, War
So, like, u know how u always wanted to battle against North Korean soldiers in Ukraine but like, u can’t cuz u know, it’s kinda illegal and stuff? Well, guess what, on our server, u can totally do that! We got like, a whole army of North Korean soldiers just waiting for u to take ’em down in epic battles! Plus, u can like, build ur own base and stuff and show those soldiers who’s boss! Join now for the most insane and illegal Minecraft experience ever!
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Line Forgetters R Us
Acting, acting challenges, acting skills, Acting techniques, bad acting, character portrayal, comedy, Difficulty, entertainment industry, film, Forgetters, Improvisation, line, Line forgetting, memorization, on-screen talent, Performance, Rehearsal, role playing, script, television, Theatre
join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!!
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Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition
anxiety, anxiety treatment, anxiety-related behaviors, autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, brain cell communication, brain function, brain research, Busters, Cell, Edition, mental health, Molecular biology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, protein complex, psychiatric disorders, schizophrenia, synapse organization, synaptic dysfunction, therapeutic targets, TrkC-PTPσ
Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?
So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!
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Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!
Aether, Apotheosis, Ars Nouveau, building mods, crusaders, Diplomacy, discord server, Earth, Economy, europa, Faker, food/agriculture mods, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, Knights, lamer, Magic, Map, mediocre, minecraft server, Modded, mongols, Nations, Pirates, Politics, Tinkers Construct, Trade, valkyien skies, Vikings, wars of religionEuropa Minecraft Server Overview
Server Description 🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements. ⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP. 🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods. Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server? The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements. What are some of the server features? Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP. Can I view the modlist for the server? Yes, you can view the modlist here. Where can I find the Dynmap with claims? You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here. What is the Minecraft Server IP Address? The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz. Where can I get more information about the server and modpack? For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.
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Winner Winner Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”