SwordlessSoldiers_vs_CoastGuard | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MonkeyCraft: Where Black Monkeys Go Bananas!

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and trolls on other servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from all the BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS causing chaos. Join us and leave the drama behind as we embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and fun.

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Anon’s Epic Adventure Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Aqua’s Pixel Playground

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Oh my Notch, have you seen this picture of Minato Aqua?! She’s like the ultimate Minecraft goddess, building pixelated wonders with just a flick of her wrist. Join our server and you might just stumble upon her crafting a diamond castle or taming a creeper as her loyal pet. Who needs diamonds when you can have Aqua by your side, amirite? So come on over and witness the magic of this Minecraft server, where even the Ender Dragon bows down to Aqua’s building skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!

Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	670