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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3282 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 166 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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