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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5378 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 6409 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!