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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5151 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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