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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2672 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
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