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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3599 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 222245 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!