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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1597 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3021 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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