SwordCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2805	Players Killed by Monsters:	4250
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	109
Farms Harvested:	256	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	171
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	184
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	5677

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.