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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4134
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	217088	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Potions Brewed:	140	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	276

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.