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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	3330
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	536	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Dragon Eggs Found:	8636
Love Letters Sent:	11	Emeralds Found:	3073
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5282	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	1384	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	9492
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3649
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6390	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	853711

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.