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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6521
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	38
Farms Harvested:	575	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	5470
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.