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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	8560	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	348
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6107	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	71
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8759	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	622
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	78605
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Enchantments Applied:	149
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.